diff --git a/plugins/aw_soft_vacuum/src/hard_vacuum.rs b/plugins/aw_soft_vacuum/src/hard_vacuum.rs
index f02b7e22..f18f6705 100644
--- a/plugins/aw_soft_vacuum/src/hard_vacuum.rs
+++ b/plugins/aw_soft_vacuum/src/hard_vacuum.rs
@@ -15,6 +15,14 @@
 // You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
 // along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
 
+use std::f32::consts::{FRAC_PI_2, PI};
+
+use nih_plug::nih_debug_assert;
+
+/// For some reason this constant is used quite a few times in the Hard Vacuum implementation. I'm
+/// pretty sure it's a typo.
+const ALMOST_FRAC_PI_2: f32 = 1.557_079_7;
+
 /// Single-channel port of the Hard Vacuum algorithm from
 /// <https://github.com/airwindows/airwindows/blob/283343b9e90c28fdb583f27e198f882f268b051b/plugins/LinuxVST/src/HardVacuum/HardVacuumProc.cpp>.
 #[derive(Debug, Default)]
@@ -22,6 +30,18 @@ pub struct HardVacuum {
     last_sample: f32,
 }
 
+/// Parameters for the [`HardVacuum`] algorithm. This is a struct to make it easier to reuse the
+/// same values for multiple channels.
+pub struct Params {
+    /// The 'drive' parameter, should be in the range `[0, 2]`. Controls both the drive and how many
+    /// distortion stages are applied.
+    pub drive: f32,
+    /// The 'warmth' parameter, should be in the range `[0, 1]`.
+    pub warmth: f32,
+    /// The 'aura' parameter, should be in the range `[0, pi]`.
+    pub aura: f32,
+}
+
 impl HardVacuum {
     /// Reset the processor's state. In this case this only resets the discrete derivative
     /// calculation. Doesn't make a huge difference but it's still useful to make the effect
@@ -29,4 +49,72 @@ impl HardVacuum {
     pub fn reset(&mut self) {
         self.last_sample = 0.0;
     }
+
+    /// Process a sample for a single channel. Because this maintains per-channel internal state,
+    /// you should use different [`HardVacuum`] objects for each channel when processing
+    /// multichannel audio.
+    ///
+    /// Output scaling and dry/wet mixing should be done externally.
+    pub fn process(&mut self, input: f32, params: &Params) -> f32 {
+        // We'll skip a couple unnecessary things here like the dithering and the manual denormal
+        // evasion
+        nih_debug_assert!((0.0..=2.0).contains(&params.drive));
+        nih_debug_assert!((0.0..=1.0).contains(&params.warmth));
+        nih_debug_assert!((0.0..=PI).contains(&params.aura));
+
+        // These two values are derived from the warmth parameter in an ...interesting way
+        let scaled_warmth = params.warmth / FRAC_PI_2;
+        let inverse_warmth = 1.0 - params.warmth;
+
+        // AW: We're doing all this here so skew isn't incremented by each stage
+        let skew = {
+            // AW: skew will be direction/angle
+            let skew = input - self.last_sample;
+            // AW: for skew we want it to go to zero effect again, so we use full range of the sine
+            let bridge_rectifier = skew.abs().min(PI).sin();
+
+            // AW: skew is now sined and clamped and then re-amplified again
+            // AW @ the `* 1.557` part: cools off sparkliness and crossover distortion
+            // NOTE: The 1.55707 is presumably a typo in the original plugin. `pi/2` is 1.5707...,
+            //       and this one has an additional 5 in there.
+            skew.signum() * bridge_rectifier * params.aura * input * ALMOST_FRAC_PI_2
+        };
+        self.last_sample = input;
+
+        // AW: WE MAKE LOUD NOISE! RAWWWK!
+        let mut remaining_distortion_stages = if params.drive > 1.0 {
+            params.drive * params.drive
+        } else {
+            params.drive
+        };
+
+        // AW: crank up the gain on this so we can make it sing
+        let mut output = input;
+        while remaining_distortion_stages > 0.0 {
+            // AW: full crank stages followed by the proportional one whee. 1 at full warmth to
+            //     1.5570etc at no warmth
+            let drive = if remaining_distortion_stages > 1.0 {
+                ALMOST_FRAC_PI_2
+            } else {
+                remaining_distortion_stages * (1.0 + ((ALMOST_FRAC_PI_2 - 1.0) * inverse_warmth))
+            };
+
+            // AW: set up things so we can do repeated iterations, assuming that wet is always going
+            //     to be 0-1 as in the previous plug.
+            let bridge_rectifier = (output.abs() + skew).min(FRAC_PI_2).sin();
+            // AW: the distortion section.
+            let bridge_rectifier = bridge_rectifier.mul_add(drive, skew).min(FRAC_PI_2).sin();
+            output = if output > 0.0 {
+                let positive = drive - scaled_warmth;
+                (output * (1.0 - positive + skew)) + (bridge_rectifier * (positive + skew))
+            } else {
+                let negative = drive + scaled_warmth;
+                (output * (1.0 - negative + skew)) - (bridge_rectifier * (negative + skew))
+            };
+
+            remaining_distortion_stages -= 1.0;
+        }
+
+        output
+    }
 }
diff --git a/plugins/aw_soft_vacuum/src/lib.rs b/plugins/aw_soft_vacuum/src/lib.rs
index 1b3a79b9..3698d24f 100644
--- a/plugins/aw_soft_vacuum/src/lib.rs
+++ b/plugins/aw_soft_vacuum/src/lib.rs
@@ -103,6 +103,25 @@ impl Plugin for SoftVacuum {
         _aux: &mut AuxiliaryBuffers,
         _context: &mut impl ProcessContext<Self>,
     ) -> ProcessStatus {
+        // TODO: Parameters
+        // TODO: Dry/wet mixing and output scaling
+        // TODO: Oversampling
+        for channel_samples in buffer.iter_samples() {
+            for (sample, hard_vacuum) in channel_samples
+                .into_iter()
+                .zip(self.hard_vacuum_processors.iter_mut())
+            {
+                *sample = hard_vacuum.process(
+                    *sample,
+                    &hard_vacuum::Params {
+                        drive: 2.0,
+                        warmth: 0.0,
+                        aura: 0.879_645_94,
+                    },
+                );
+            }
+        }
+
         ProcessStatus::Normal
     }
 }